Killer in High Heels<br/>High Heels Mysteries #2
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Author: Gemma Halliday
Publisher: Gemma Halliday
Published: 2010-10-24
ISBN(s) 9780984857418
Language(s): English
Pages: 260 pages
Category: Fiction
Audience: Adult
Genre(s): Mystery, Chick lit, Romantic Suspense Read Excerpt >

Chapter One

 

 

There are two things in life I hate more than getting shot at.  Number one: Birkenstocks, one shoe I am proud to say I did not design.  And number two: sit ups.  The torture routine my best friend, Dana, was currently making me perform on the floor of the Sunset Gym. 

“Come on, two more, you can do it!”

I grunted, giving my personal cheerleader the evil eye as I struggled to a sitting position.

“I (pant) can’t (pant) do it.”  My stomach muscles started to shake, and I could feel an unattractive bead of sweat trailing from my blonde roots down to the tip of my chin.

“Come on, Maddie.  I know you’ve got two more in you.  Think of how good you’ll look in a bikini this summer.”

“I’ll buy a one-piece,” I grunted.

“Think of how great you’ll feel knowing you did something good for your body.”

I raised one eyebrow, giving her my best ‘get real’ look.

“Okay, think of this,” Dana said, a light bulb moment flashing in her blue eyes.  “Think of how bad Ramirez will want you when he sees your ripped abs.”

That did it.  With one really unladylike grunt I clenched my teeth together and hauled myself into a sitting position.

“Woohoo!  I knew you could do it!”  Dana stood up and did an end zone worthy victory dance on my behalf.  Dana was a 5’7”, 36 DD, strawberry blonde aerobics instructor slash wanna-be actress with the kind of body that inspired rock songs.  I don’t need to add that every male head in the gym suddenly turned our way.

“Thanks,” I said.  “I needed that.”

“No prob.  What are friends for?”

“But you do realize you violated The Oath.”

Dana bit her lip, getting a guilty look on her face.  “Oops.”

The Oath was the vow I had made all of my friends and family take to never mention the name ‘Ramirez’ to me again.  Last summer Detective Jack Ramirez, or as Dana had dubbed him, The Panty Melter, showed up at my apartment with a pocket full of condoms.  He kissed me.  I kissed him.  There was a mad frenzy of clothing falling to the floor.  We were one Vicky’s push-up bra and a pair of Hanes-Her-Way from the bedroom… when his pager went off. 

He left me with a platonic kiss on the forehead and a promise to call me the next day.  Yeah right.  Two weeks later I got a message on my machine.  “Sorry, been busy.  Work.  Gotta go.  Call you later.”  And not a peep since. 

Men.

Then again what did I really expect?  Jack Ramirez was a cop with a big gun, a big tattoo, and a big… well let’s just say his BVDs didn’t hide much that night.  So, I shouldn’t really be surprised he wasn’t turning out to be Mr. Cleaver material.  I had to admit, though, Ramirez was still an improvement over my last boyfriend, Richard, who ended up getting arrested for conspiracy and embezzlement. 

Do I know how to pick ‘em or what?

“Sorry,” Dana said, “but you had to finish the set.  Honey, you’re doing so good.”

Actually, I kind of was.  When The Name that Shall Not Be Spoken did his disappearing act last July I did what any other normal, rational, single woman would do when being completely ignored by the object of her affection.  I junk food binged.  Oh, mama, did I binge.  Cheetos, pizza, Oreos, Ben and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey by the bucketful and Keebler fudge cookies in every size, shape and variety.  Dana finally did a chocolate chip intervention, pointing out that if I didn’t cut it out soon I would a) have permanent cheese doodle stains on my fingers, b) not be able to fit into my favorite black Nicole Miller dress, and c) qualify as an official member of the Pathetic Losers of America club.  She was right.  My Miller was a little snug.  Which is why I didn’t even protest (much) when she dragged me to the gym and forced me to perform the modern equivalent of medieval torture.  Sit ups.

I flopped back onto the blue gym mats, breathing heavily.  “Please tell me we’re done?”

Dana (who, by the way, hadn’t even broken a sweat yet despite the fact we’d been here nearly an hour) put her hands on her hips.  “But we haven’t even worked your glutes yet.”

“If I promise to have lettuce for dinner, can I skip the glutes?” I pleaded.  Even though I was actually dreaming of lettuce sandwiched between a sesame seed bun and a quarter pound beef patty. 

Dana let a little frown settle between her strawberry blonde brows.  But, since she was such a good friend (and I was still panting like a Doberman) she let me off the hook.  “Fine.  But I expect to see you back here on Saturday ready to do some lunges and squats.”

“Aye, aye captain.”

Taking pity on me, Dana helped me up, and I dragged my sweaty behind to the locker room.

“So,” she asked, “any big plans tonight?”

Considering it was Friday night and the only action I’d gotten in months was from a battery powered rabbit, the answer to that one was a no-brainer.  “Nope.  Why?”

“I’ve got a Pilates class at five, but I was going to go shopping after that.  Wanna come with?”

Does a bear go poo poo in the woods?  “I’m there.”

 

*   *   *

 

Twenty minutes later I pulled my little red Jeep up to my second story studio in Santa Monica.  Two blocks away from the beach, my apartment was my little piece of heaven.  And I do mean little.  A fold out futon, a drawing table, and three dozen pairs of shoes had the place at max capacity.  I let myself in and even though the half eaten bag of Chips Ahoy was calling to me from the back of my cupboard, I resisted, popping the top on a can of Diet Coke instead while I played my messages.

The first one was from Blockbuster.  “The Sex and the City DVD you ordered came in,” a bored sounding teenager informed me. “The computer also shows that you have out Pretty Woman, When Harry met Sally, and…”  she paused.  And might have even done a little laugh slash cough thing.  “…Joanie Loves Chachi, the complete set.”

Yes, this is what life without a man has driven me to.

I hit the delete button.

The next message clicked on.

“Hi, this is Felix Dunn with The L.A. Informer.  We’re doing a follow up story to your ordeal last summer.  I’d like to schedule a time to interview you about-”

Beep.  Delete. 

Ever since my ex-boyfriend, Richard’s, very public arrest, which at one time had included a charge of murder, the press had hijacked my phone number.  Okay, I’ll admit there had been a little stabbing incident involving me, a homicidal ex-mistress, her popped breast implant and a stiletto heel in the jugular, which had somehow captured the imagination of the media.  I’d been featured no less than three times on the cover of the Informer since then.  Twice with my head superimposed over the body of a slasher movie heroine and once as the bride of Bigfoot.  Hmmm… maybe that’s why Ramirez hadn’t called.  

The machine clicked over to the next message.

“Hi honey, it’s Mom.  Guess what?  Ralph finally got our Hawaii pictures printed!  You must come see them.  They are fabu!  Call me!”

Mom had recently come back from an extended Hawaiian honeymoon with husband number two, Ralph.  Or, as I liked to call him, Faux Dad.  My real dad having run off to Las Vegas with a showgirl named Lola when I was only three.  All I remember of Real Dad is a hand, connected to a slightly more hairy than normal arm, waving goodbye out the driver’s side window of his ‘74 El Camino.  Needless to say, Faux Dad and I had bonded right away.  (And it didn’t hurt that he ran one of Beverly Hills’ most exclusive salons and offered me all the free manicures I wanted, either.)      

The machine clicked and the mechanical voice proclaimed, “End of messages.”

Sigh.  No Ramirez.  No Brad Pitt.  No handsome stranger who saw me in line at Starbucks and looked up my number on the internet. 

I hated Friday nights.

I finished my Diet Coke and hopped in the shower, washing the gym sweat off my sore limbs.  I threw on a pair of jeans, a sparkly pink wrap top with little silver sequins, and brand new, totally kickin’ Ferragamo pumps.  Which, by the way, had put me in debt (again), but the two inches they added to my 5’1 ½” frame were so worth it.  A little mousse and blow-dry number to my naturally (mostly) blonde hair, and I was ready.

Dana picked me up in her tan Saturn and we hopped on the 10.  Rush hour traffic had died down, but there were still enough cars on the road to make it light up like a Christmas tree in the early fall dusk.  As soon as we pulled into the left lane a blue Dodge Neon grabbed onto our bumper and tailgated us the entire way east to the 405.  I looked at the speedometer.  We were doing eighty.  Only in L.A. 

I glanced back to get a look at the driver, but the glare from his headlights was all I saw.  I sent him the universal hand gesture for ‘back off pal.’

Only thirty minutes, two lewd truck drivers, and one cell-phone related wreck later we were parked in front of our destination. 

Sepulveda Guns and Ammo.

“Um, what are we doing here?”

“Shopping,” Dana replied. 

“This isn’t exactly what I had in mind.”  I took in the barred windows, NRA posters on the door and homeless person peeing on the side of the brick building.  “You sure you don’t want to go to Macy’s?”

Dana shook her head at me.  “I need a piece.”

“A ‘piece’?  What, are you Clint Eastwood?”

“Last week Rico told the class we needed to think about protection.” 

After my ‘brush with death’ last summer, as my overly dramatic best friend called it, Dana went on this self-defense kick, immediately going out and signing up for a class at the rec center.  Surveillance and Protection for the Urban Soldier.  The instructor of the class, Rico, looked like a cross between Rambo and the Incredible Hulk.  I could see Rico needing a ‘piece.’  The thought of Dana handling a deadly weapon was, however, mildly frightening.    

“Do you even know how to shoot a gun?”

“Yep.”  Dana smiled with pride.  “Rico’s been giving me some private lessons.” 

Considering Dana’s uncanny ability to pick up men destined for short term relationships, I could just imagine the kind of ‘private lessons’ Rico had been giving her.

“I don’t know about this.”  I eyed the store again.  The homeless guy zipped up and began yelling at passing cars.  “I’ll buy you a Wetzel’s Pretzel with extra cinnamon sugar if we can go to the Glendale Galleria instead.”

Dana got out of the car.  “Come on, don’t be such a wimp.  Rico said this place was the best.”

I shrugged.  I’d known Dana since we bonded in seventh grade over a shared crush on Corey Feldman circa Lost Boys.  And I knew once she set her mind to something, I could no more dissuade her from buying a gun in North Hollywood now than I could stop her from FedExing Corey her training bra then.  Besides, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to pick up a can of pepper spray.

Dana clubbed her steering wheel and locked the car with a backward glance at the homeless guy.  He was still busy shouting obscenities at a Ford Festiva on the corner. 

The bell over the door to Sepulveda Guns and Ammo jingled as we pushed through the NRA posters, prompting all eyes to turn our way.  Two homeboys in low slung jeans and baseball caps were hunkered over an assault rifle in the corner, planning something I so did not want to know about.  A tall guy with a greasy blonde ponytail and a shirt liberally stained with mustard stopped his inspection of a long range scope and took to inspecting us, his tiny eyes doing a slow up and down thing. 

I suddenly needed a shower. 

Dana grabbed my arm and steered me over to the woman behind the glass counter, wearing a nametag that read “Mac.”  She was shorter than me, which put her near the five foot mark, with bushes of frizzy red hair that Carrot Top would be jealous of.  And an eye patch.  Seriously.  A black, Johnny Depp style eye patch that looked like it should come with a parrot.  I tried not to stare.

“What can I do for ya’, honey?” she asked, her voice rough with years of cigarette smoke.  Or maybe just trying not to inhale the homeless guy stench wafting in through the ancient ventilation ducts exposed in the ceiling.

Dana stepped up to the smudged glass counter and did her best Dirty Harry.  “I’m lookin’ to pack.”

I rolled my eyes. 

Scary Gun Lady narrowed her good one at us.

“What my friend means,” I jumped in, “is that she’s looking for a starter sort of gun.  Something small.  And safe.  You know, that won’t go off easily.”

Her eye narrowed further, and she did a hands on hips thing.  “You want a safe gun?”

I think I heard Ponytail Guy snicker behind us.

I looked to Dana for help but she was busy scrutinizing the display case full of deadly weapons.  I knew that look in her eyes.  It was the same one I got when Dior pumps went on sale.  My mild fear jumped up a notch. 

“Safe-ish maybe?”

Scary Gun Lady gave me a once over, her gaze stopping at my sparkly pink top, which, by the way, would have been perfect for a stroll around the mall. 

“Honey, you’ve never held a gun before, have you?” 

No, but I had wicked accuracy with a stiletto heel.  “Nuh-uh,” I replied. 

She shook her head, her red hair flying around her face like Bozo the Clown’s.  Though, in all honestly, my gaze was still riveted to that eye patch.  Why we had ventured into the depths of North Hollywood for guns was still a bit of a mystery to me.  I mean, they sell guns in Beverley Hills too.

“I like this one,” Dana, said, pointing to a DDA .45 caliber pistol.  Neon pink.

The saleswoman did the hands on hips thing again.  “Honey, I could sell you that gun.  But the first time you pull it out, you know what your attacker’s gonna say?”

Dana and I shook our heads in unison.

“Nothin’.  He’ll be laughing too hard.”

Dana nodded solemnly.  “Right.  No pink.”  She straightened up and did her serious face, scrunching her eyebrows together like she was thinking really hard.  “See, I’m mostly looking for some kind of protection against those smarmy kind of guys that hit on you in clubs, and then when you turn them down wait for you to go to the bathroom, then slip you a roofie and you wake up in some stranger’s bed the next day.  Know what I mean?”

Mac raised her eyebrows and looked from Dana to me, as if saying, “Is this chick for real?” 

“Okay, look.  You seem like nice enough girls, and I don’t wanna see you get hurt.  How about some pepper spray?”

“What, do we look like amateurs?” Dana asked.

Even I had to agree with the snort of laughter Ponytail Guy let out at that one. 

But Dana wasn’t giving up.  “Listen, Rico told me you could help me find something.  He said you were the best.”

“Rico?”  The woman’s face softened and she shifted her defensive posture.  “Why didn’t you tell me you knew Rico?”  She reached into the glass case and pulled out a silver handgun.  “Here, this is what you girls need.  A Smith and Wesson LadySmith.  Semi-automatic, nine millimeter, rubber grips in stainless finish.   Hardly any recoil, but it packs quite a punch and fits in your purse.”

Dana’s eyes lit up like a kid in a candy store.  “Can I hold it?”

Gun Lady nodded.  Dana picked it up, doing her best James Bond stance.  The guys in baseball caps took a couple steps backward.

“There’s also the semi-auto, barrel tip.”  Mac reached into the case again, pulling out a gun in black.  “They’re lighter, easier to load than a LadySmith.  The only disadvantage is they don’t retain spent casings.  Little harder to explain when the cops show up.”  She gave me a wink and a nudge. 

I did a feeble laugh, trying not to picture how many ‘explanations’ Mac had spun in her lifetime.

“I like this one,” Dana said, still holding the LadySmith, staring down the barrel at her reflection in the smudged glass. 

In all honesty, the light in her eyes was getting a little scary.  

“I’ll take it.”

The saleswoman beamed like a proud Mama.  “And you?” she asked me.

“I think I’ll stick with pepper spray.”

 

*   *   *

 

Twenty minutes later I had my mini canister of PepperGuard and Dana had a trunk full of ammunition.  Not only had she laid out her Visa for the Smith and Wesson – which she could take possession of in a mere ten days provided she’d never been arrested for gun running - but she’d also come away with a box full of cartridges, a leather holster, handcuffs (I so did not want to know what those were for!) and last, but certainly not least, a stun gun in the shape of a cell phone.  Dana was armed and dangerous.

Miss Guns and Ammo dropped me off at my Santa Monica studio before heading off to class to show Rico her new ‘toys’.  She tried to get me to come with her, saying they were going over frontal assaults tonight, but I begged her off with the fact I had to get some work done or my employer might threaten to fire me.  Again.  Which wasn’t a total lie.  They hadn’t been too happy with the way my stabbing incident (not to mention marriage to Bigfoot!) had played across the front page, tarnishing their family friendly image.

Ever since I was old enough to dress Barbie in her pink sparkly ball gowns, I’d dreamed of being a fashion model.  Strutting the runways of Paris in slinky couture and designer heels.  However, by eighth grade it was painfully clear that even the highest stilettos weren’t going to help me achieve fashion model height.  So, I did the next best thing, studying fashion design.  Specifically shoes.  Unfortunately, every failed model studies fashion, and an actual paying job was harder to land than a contract with Cover Girl.  Somehow I ended up at the only place that would take me.  Tot Trots Children’s Shoe Designs.  Okay, so it wasn’t exactly haute couture, but it paid the bills, I got to set my own hours, and my Spiderman flip-flops were the top selling shoe at Payless last season.  I was currently working on the Rainbow Brite jellies for the Spring collection, complete with beaded shoe charms. 

Paris, eat your heart out.

I let myself into my studio and checked my machine.  The light was blinking.  I dropped my pepper spray onto the counter and hit the play button.

“You have two new messages.”

Check me out.  Maybe my social life was looking up.

I pulled a pint of Ben and Jerry’s out of the freezer (hey, shopping burns off a lot of calories, right?) while I listened to the first message.

“This is Felix Dunn with the Informer again.  We plan to run a piece on you and we’d love to get a quote.  Please call me back-”

Delete.  You’d think by now the tabloids would have moved on to Jen’s newest flame or Tom’s latest Scientology weird-out.  I mean, I only popped one boob!

I waited for the next message to start.  There was a pause and some heavy breathing.  Then, “I, uh, I’m looking for Madison Springer.  I hope I have the right number.  I saw your name in the paper.  This is Larry.” 

There was another pause. 

“Your father.”

I stared at the phone.  Spoonful of Chunky Monkey suspended in mid-air as I blinked like mad at my machine.  Did he just say what I thought he said?   

Then I realized the message wasn’t over.

“I know it’s been a while.  But I, uh, I read about you in the paper.  How you helped the police last summer.  And I could kind of use your help right now.  I, uh…” 

Another pause as I held my breath.  There was the sound of movement in the background. 

“Oh, God… what are you doing… no!” 

I froze as a loud bang rang out from the machine, reverberating off the walls of my tiny studio apartment. 

Maybe it was the evening of learning the difference between a .45 and .40 caliber weapon.  Maybe it was the fact that last summer’s run-in with Miss Homicide was still just a little too fresh in my mind.  Or maybe it was just my overactive imagination at work.

But my mind instantly hit on the source of the sound.  A gun shot.

The machine clicked over.

Beep.  “End of messages.”

Killer in High Heels ~ High Heels Mysteries #2   by   Gemma Halliday   |   See Bio >
Book 2 of 7 in the High Heels Mysteries Series.
Fashion designer turned amateur sleuth Maddie Springer and her gang of zany friends head to Las Vegas, where a drag show revue turns deadly, and Maddie's personal life becomes anything but lucky.

L.A. shoe designer Maddie Springer hasn't seen her father since he reportedly ran off to Las Vegas with a showgirl named Lola. So she's shocked when he leaves a desperate plea for help on her answering machine - ending in a loud bang. Gunshot? Car backfire? Never one to leave her curiosity unsatisfied, Maddie straps on her stilettos and, along with her trigger-happy best friend, makes tracks for Sin City in search of her MIA dad.

Maddie hits the jackpot, all right. She finds not only her dad, but also a handful of aging drag queens, an organized crime ring smuggling fake Prada pumps, and one relentless killer. Plus, it seems the LAPD's sexiest cop is doing a little Vegas moonlighting of his own. In a town where odds are everything, Maddie bets it all on her ability to out-step a vicious murderer. She just hopes her gamble pays off... before her own luck runs out.

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